The anti crapitalist

Madness is decending upon me....

Monday, December 03, 2007

Christmas presents......

I've decided what I'm getting all my family and friends this year. I've just bought a shed load of teddies and I'm getting some little white T-shirts made up with "Mohammad" printed on the front.

Yes every fucker I know is getting a teddy called Mohammad this Christmas. I'm putting one in my window, another on the rear shelf of the car, and I'll even stick one at the top of the Christmas tree with a pine tree hanging out of his ring.

Then I think for New Year I'll get a few T-shirts made up with "Salman Rushdie for Pope" on them and we'll pop round to see our fundamentalist neighbours.

Fuck the lot of them the stupid, self-rightious, Islamic fuckwits.

Who the fuck even wants to go to a fucking shitehole like Sudan anyway. Its the arsehole of the fucking universe full of some of the dumbest people on the fucking planet.

17 Comments:

At 5:40 AM, Blogger Cynnie said...

there you are!

I like the mohammad tee idea..
I'd wear one

 
At 3:16 PM, Blogger FOUR DINNERS said...

Worryingly a large percentage are now over here posing as Somalians. Which goes to underline how dangerously dumb they are. Whu the hell would willingly pose as a Somalian????

Apparently the Sudanese government have just issued a Fatwa against the Care Bears...

The Teddy in question was just sold on E-Bay. It made a prophet...

...I'll get me coat...

 
At 7:08 AM, Blogger FOUR DINNERS said...

new blog addy...

...the truth is out there

 
At 4:39 PM, Blogger * (asterisk) said...

What a fucking crock, ain't it?

[word veri is apt on this cold eve: ibicy, or I be icy]

 
At 5:38 PM, Blogger cappy. said...

and so concludes the very first blog edition of wish you weere here!

anticrap, bloglands very own Judith Chalmers!!

cracking as always.

 
At 6:29 AM, Blogger Cynnie said...

btw..
i lit a candle at church for you..

did your head spin round ?

 
At 9:50 AM, Blogger Cynnie said...

I'm going to comment every day until you come back..

every fucking day !

 
At 1:26 PM, Blogger Cynnie said...

here I am !!..
like dog shit on the bottom of your shoe

 
At 8:59 AM, Blogger Cynnie said...

christ..I'm such a stalker..

 
At 1:38 PM, Blogger Cynnie said...

twice !! ..i need new hobbies now

 
At 11:30 AM, Blogger Cynnie said...

sick of me yet?

I'm sick of me ..
god..
what if you're dead?

 
At 1:36 PM, Blogger FOUR DINNERS said...

he ain't dead Cynnie he's teasin' you!

Tell the truth AC wouldn't yer love to tease her?

You ok mate?

 
At 8:59 AM, Blogger Cynnie said...

well if he aint dead he better have a very very good excuse.

every fucking day you fucker !

 
At 9:04 AM, Blogger Cynnie said...

ooops ..missed a day..
but i doubled up that one day..so there.

 
At 5:09 PM, Blogger Cynnie said...

aww..
I do love you

 
At 4:41 PM, Blogger Cynnie said...

it's just habit now

 
At 9:51 AM, Blogger Cynnie said...

I have a headache..
and I'm allergic to everything now..
my nose is runny and itchy

 

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