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Madness is decending upon me....

Saturday, January 19, 2008

The One and Only biggest pile of shite on TV

Jesus I'm fucking angry. Not blogged for ages and now confined to the spare room because if I have to watch that fucking shite fucking lookalike fucking "talent" fucking show on TV tonight for more than 10 seconds I'm going to spontaneously combust.

What the fuck is it about?

A bunch of losers that don't 1) sound or 2) look like their so-called look-alike take part in a fucking karaoke contest in front of an unamusing puff to win a prize.

Jesus fucking wept is this what civilisation has been reduced to?

Did we go through two world wars to end up with this sort of fucking shite served up as fucking entertainment? Fuck me! I think I'm going to fucking hang myself.

Whoever commissioned this needs to be buggered senseless by a team of eastern european gangmasters, drowned in a bath of shit, roasted over a hot spit, spat upon, hung, drawn and quartered, have forks forceably stuck into his eyeballs and then fired into space.

Jesus fucking Christ!

The world has gone totally fucking mad.

9 Comments:

At 10:02 AM, Blogger Cynnie said...

ooh..my daughter loves some tv show similar to that..
but the people dont sing..they just have a bunch of makeup and clothing people ohh and ahh over how much the person of the week looks like whatever celeb they're trying to look like.

the person NEVER looks anything like the celeb..ever.

I dont understand watching it at all.

and in saying all this..
I watch project runway..and I CANNOTn wait until Wednesdays when it comes on.

 
At 2:43 PM, Blogger FOUR DINNERS said...

It has been mad for some time. Don't tell me you have only just noticed?

My wife loves these shows but, as she married me, her sanity has always been open to question...

 
At 4:47 AM, Blogger Cynnie said...

you pissy little man..get over it

 
At 6:38 AM, Blogger cappy. said...

worst is that it's our fucking license fee that these useless cunts are using to pay for this dross!
and so you turn the tv over and what do you get?
a bunch of z list "celebrities" flayling around an ice rink, then being humiliated by people no longer good enough to compete themselves. all the while, still getting a shell suited julie from chipping norton to spend the best part of her giro phoning in to vote on who she thinks ought to be voted off! then it goes off. only to return an hour later for a "results" show
TV is shit all over these days. i resign myself to sitting watching the "dave" channel, re-runs of Qi, mock the week, never mind the buzzcocks....not life affirming, but better than the "usual five"

gird your loins though AC! you heard what the next installment of the andrew lloyd webber talent search is going to be looking for?
a new star for "oliver"! cue precocious screeching brats now!

 
At 8:55 AM, Blogger * (asterisk) said...

I saw about 12 minutes when they had Rod Stewart. Fuck me, the real Rod's a big enough bag o' shite, why the fuck would I want to see a lookalike?! Cunts, the lot of them!

 
At 7:21 AM, Blogger Cynnie said...

come out and play little man!

veri thingy xsxcsx..i love that!

 
At 6:43 AM, Blogger Cynnie said...

god i'm irritating..
i would make a great stalker i think ..

if i lived nearish you..and the weather was nice, and you lived near a place that served really nice coffee, or soup..

yeah..then i'd be a great stalker..

 
At 11:23 AM, Blogger Cynnie said...

and maybe if you put a nice comfy chair outside your house..maybe if you had wireless so i could blog a bit too.

yeah..
then i'd stalk you

 
At 9:59 AM, Blogger FOUR DINNERS said...

knock knock?

 

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