The anti crapitalist

Madness is decending upon me....

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Poor old Shitney

I see that Britney Speers has gone all Sinead O'Connor and now the media is worried about her mental state? Nice to see somebody on the verge of fucking up on a big scale getting so much media attention ... its bound to tip her over the edge. For all I care you can shave your head, paint your arse purple, have a cock and balls sewed on and change your name to Brian.

I'm fucking sick of so called celebrities, and fucking sick of this one in particular.

I wonder how much Hello magazine will pay for "Britney's Exclusive nervous breakdown pictures"? To these people nothing is sacred ... they'd sell their own shit on ebay to make a fast buck ... there is no limit on the level to which they will stoop to degrade themselves for money.

Well Britney what are you famous for? Had a few records, a married a dickhead, had some ugly kids, divorced a dickhead, flashed your flange all over London, and now we have the impending nervous breakdown.

Oh yes ... and then there's fucking re-hab.

They're all now going to fucking rehab because they "can't cope" with the pressure. Well we all know that its not the pressure they can't cope with - its the sense of unworthyness they have because they know they are shit, and they know they have no talent, and they know they have expensive lifestyles to support in spite of it.

Its just hard to know where to go next isn't it Britney when you need millions of pounds a year to live off, but you know yourself that you've got no fucking talent of any sort.

Your only in your 20's and you've probably just realised what the next 20 years of your life are going to be and its shocked you. You know you'll be hawking your lardy fat ass around the magazines and on reality TV for decades being "famous for being famous" and will be stuck having to do stupider and more degrading things just to keep your ugly mug in the papers. All these probably flashed before your eyes:-

Britney drinks bucket of piss
Britney gets head shaved
Britney gets tattoo on forehead
Britney has left tit removed
Britney in live internet dog-sex scandal
Britney kills and eats next door neighbour
Britney lives on moon on blue cheese house

That's your life girl and you know it. If I knew that too I'd be shaving my friggin head myself.

Such is the emptyness and degradation of your multi-million dollar existence.


At 4:17 PM, Blogger cappy said...

er...nope, can't better that!

well said!

At 2:35 AM, Blogger FOUR DINNERS said...

Now the head's shaved I'm lookin' forward to the other six. Specially the 'eatin her next door neighbours' one.

At 9:16 AM, Blogger Cynnie said...

Brittney is a sad woman ..

She's too rich for anyone to make her behave..

At 1:41 AM, Blogger cappy said...

got to say, she does look ...erm...better!

like a lass with a shaved head!

At 6:12 AM, Blogger * (asterisk) said...

she's having a bad few days...


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