Cyber cunts 4 - Pig Spice





Its not just that I hate mutton-dressed-as-lamb Essex white-trash that have more money than sense (although having 55p in loose change would qualify that statement in her case). No. Its that fact that nobody on the planet. Ever. Gives a fuck what this tiresome bint and her squeezy voiced mong of a husband do - but you can't open a newspaper without 5 fucking pictures of that odious silicon-titted skelator look-alike looming into view.

Have you no shame woman?

Its sad hearing about all those attempts to re-launch her career. I'm embarrassed for you. Face facts. What career? You should just count yourself fucking lucky that your sat in Marbella this summer rather than doing a stint on the Oriana out of Southampton to pissed old biddles on a Saga-and-sangria cruise.

When people like this just make money out of being "famous" its time for a media revolution where these airheads are pushed up against a wall and shot in the head live on some shitty reality show.

Like in olden times it should be heads on spikes live on Sky TV to put off the next generation of odious, tedious, talentless shitbags from taking their place.

Hellish.