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Madness is decending upon me....

Friday, September 22, 2006

Cyber cunts 4 - Pig Spice

Its not just that I hate mutton-dressed-as-lamb Essex white-trash that have more money than sense (although having 55p in loose change would qualify that statement in her case). No. Its that fact that nobody on the planet. Ever. Gives a fuck what this tiresome bint and her squeezy voiced mong of a husband do - but you can't open a newspaper without 5 fucking pictures of that odious silicon-titted skelator look-alike looming into view.

Have you no shame woman?

Its sad hearing about all those attempts to re-launch her career. I'm embarrassed for you. Face facts. What career? You should just count yourself fucking lucky that your sat in Marbella this summer rather than doing a stint on the Oriana out of Southampton to pissed old biddles on a Saga-and-sangria cruise.

When people like this just make money out of being "famous" its time for a media revolution where these airheads are pushed up against a wall and shot in the head live on some shitty reality show.

Like in olden times it should be heads on spikes live on Sky TV to put off the next generation of odious, tedious, talentless shitbags from taking their place.



At 5:11 AM, Blogger FOUR DINNERS said...

Poor old Posh. Everyone slags her off. Mega rich and raking it in for er... not doing much really. Life's a bitch and then you die

At 10:52 AM, Blogger cappy said...

ooh looky, i can comment!! so here goes!
there are no adequate words in the english language, or any other come to that, that can possibly begin to describe exactly how much i hate this pouting cunt of a fucking bitch.
sorry for the profanities, but she has that affect on me. i have a freind who has a tendancy to scribble abuse on newspapers, and ALWAYS writes the word whore over this sluts face. it is the only time that i don't tell her she needs therapy.
i am at a loss to explain what she does! singer? model? media prostitute?
every single week she has at least twenty photos in ok/hello/heat/pmt monthly!
why can't she just be a mother? her and that over inflated fuckwit jordan! never at home with the kids.
if that was me and the wife, we would have social services hammering the doors down!
they are in spain. he no longer plays for his country. can't we just forget them now?

At 8:06 AM, Blogger Cynnie said...

I never understand what you brits see in that woman..
She's hideous!..
How did people start being famous just for being famous ?
At least she could take up some major charity work...give us a reason to at least feel bad for thinking she's butt ugly.

At 8:30 AM, Blogger cappy said...

cynnie, they could give 75% their wealth and build a new hospital in about ten african countries, and still have a fucking heap left over for whatever it is they spend it on.

At 4:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wager she is fuming her equally odious husband has been given the boot from the 'engerland' football team. Still she is omnipresent however, a tumour that will not go away.

Still, she will fade away soon, dont worry. And we will know she will hate it.

At 11:03 PM, Blogger cappy said...

the one thing that has me smiling when her name is mentioned is the thought of all her flesh starting to sag as she gets older. now he isn't playing for us anymore, i give it twp years max before they split!

At 3:02 PM, Blogger Cynnie said...

Cappy cappy..

fat women sag..

scrawny women mummify


At 3:05 AM, Blogger cappy said...

cynnie, but what about skinny women with ("i haven't had any") implants?

i'm a celebrity, hang draw and quarter me!

At 9:34 AM, Blogger Sir Stewart Wallace said...

Don't you think that the omnipresence and inexplicable clout these useless wastes of air have is some kind of indication of the downfall of the west?
Just me that's the raving tinfoil hat wearer then?

The point I'm getting at, is that we are force fed meaningless tat to entertain and keep us sedated, all the while the barbarians are at the gate, be they rampant Islamism, runaway Corporate power, whatever.

Someone remind me, how did Rome fall again?


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