The anti crapitalist

Madness is decending upon me....

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Ode to John Prescott

I have a love hate relationship with the Deputy Prime Minister. One minute he's a sad, fat old arsehole, with his pants round his ankles sweating over his simpering secretary. The next I find myself agreeing with him when he describes US withdrawal plans as "crap". They sure are John, fucking crap, crap, crap.

I'm finding myself strangely coming back on side; at least he's not the sort of effete ponce who tries to hide behind false smiles and lies.

Plus I will always remember the look on the face of that twat with the ridiculous mullet who he punched in the face live on TV a few years back. What other major politician have you seen in recent years who's had the balls to punch a protestor in the face himself. If that would have been Dick Cheney in the US he'd have had his tenth heart attack as 25 security guards wrestled the guy to the ground and kicked the shit out of him. But not Prescott - bang, fuck off, stick your egg up your arse pal.

I am drawn to the conclusion that this is the sort of politics we want. Personal abuse, claims that policies are shit, calling world leaders cowboy's and punching people. That way we might get less wankers controlling our lives.

(PS: I'll hate him again next week for an entirely different reason)


At 1:17 AM, Blogger the cappuccino kid said...

polititians being honest?
you on drugs?
can i have some?
and when he lamped that nob? class!

At 2:30 AM, Blogger Pie said...

It's so confusing. The bloke's a fool sometimes but other times he's great.

At least we know where to stand with people like Tony Blair, I can happily hate him all the time.

At 8:19 AM, Blogger FOUR DINNERS said...

He's a lying, egotistical, pompous, two faced scumbag. The difference between him and the other politicians? As you say he says "Crap" n punches people." 2 more good points than any of the others I suppose.

At 8:34 AM, Blogger Misanthropic Tendencies said...

The difference between Prescott and Tony Blair is staggering.

On one hand we have Blair whos had elocution, drama lessons and jumps around like a ponce on TV with that constant grin on his face.

On the other hand we have Prescott - shagging secetary's and punching protesters is basically the norm for him.

The only equal trait they follow is that they are both wankers

At 2:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I find him to be a let down. Token working class Labour politician.

Agreed with him punching the chav however!

At 1:58 AM, Blogger * (asterisk) said...

Pricks, the lot of 'em!

At 7:57 AM, Blogger Sir Stewart Wallace said...

Someone once said something along the lines of, a persons ambition to hold political office should be justification to bar them from politics forever.
Prescott is a self serving wank, just the same as all the rest of them.

At 3:16 PM, Blogger The Anti Crapitalist said...

wizSelf serving wank?

I think he actually gets a lot of assistance in the wanking department hence his other recent problems.


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