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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Cyber Cunts 5 - Nicki Graeme



Reality TV plumbs new depths with the publicity attached to this vacuous "celebrity" shitbag in the national newspapers. How can such an imbalanced, ugly, mentally-subnormal piece of human detritius manage to get paid for anything other than being punched repeatedly in the face.

I'm sure that for 30 seconds some members of the British viewing public thought that watching some dim bitch have a series of hissy-fits over nothing in particular was vaguely hilarious; but after you've seen it twice all you want to do is strangle the bitch and dump her head first into the nearest river.

Princess Nicki? That really is a joke. She's even shitter than Jacki Graham (anyone remember "Could it be I'm falling in love" circa 1987!).

I feel sorry for E4 giving her, her own series. The producer must have wanted to fucking well kill himself having spent 10 minutes in her company before realising that they could not get out of the fucking contract and they were stuck with this uninteresting, putrid, talentless, mong for a whole series.

Shite, shite, shite.

If I were a serial killer I'd focus on the fact that there has been seven series of Big Brother - that's more than enough people that nobody would ever miss to put on your list.





Reality TV is responsible for forcing these shitbags on the world, and we should learn from the experience. Hopefully it won't be too long before she's reduced to sucking off soap stars on some other "celebrity" shit-fest to keep her ugly, whiney, face on TV.

11 Comments:

At 3:35 PM, Blogger cappy said...

watch it twice? you must be fucking joking. i saw the advert once and that was enough for me to start screaming at the telly and forced me and the missus to miss the last part of whatever it was we were watching!
yet another example of programmers having an easy/cheap option of filling six/eight slow half hour slots before the autumn schedules start.
she is a waste of space and air! death would be too good for the miserable whining little fucking bitch!
princess? the only time i want to hear her name and princess in the same sentence would be...
"...ther star nikki was today run over and killed by a crazed fan driving a 1979 austin princess"
god i love this site, really get to let it all out. cheaper than therapy!

 
At 8:20 AM, Blogger Cynnie said...

I dont watch those big brother type shows..
I do watch project runway..
but these people have real talent . well some of them do.

bleah...tv sucks

 
At 9:24 AM, Blogger Sir Stewart Wallace said...

"If I were a serial killer I'd focus on the fact that there has been seven series of Big Brother - that's more than enough people that nobody would ever miss to put on your list."
Hmmm, you may be on to something there.

"Hopefully it won't be too long before she's reduced to sucking off soap stars on some other "celebrity" shit-fest to keep her ugly, whiney, face on TV."
This may actually happen. Remember the ugly skinhead bint from one of the early Big Brothers?
Yep, you guessed it. Fucks on camera, for money.
Be warned, these are fugly

I'm actually surpised that no more of these desperate, fucked up, fame hungry fuckwits have stooped to porn.

Anyway, I'm off to B&Q for an axe, shovel, tarpaulin, hacksaw, hammer and a bag of quicklime. For research.
Hmmm, yes, that'll do, research.

 
At 3:14 PM, Blogger * (asterisk) said...

Man, Nicki is one fucking cunt of a faux celeb. And you hit the nail on the head with "ugly". Fuck me, back end of a bus, bulldog chewing a wasp, all these and more spring to mind. Fortuantely I've not seen any of her TV show, and nor will I. Eww, I can't think about her anymore.

 
At 3:27 AM, Blogger FOUR DINNERS said...

I don't watch it. The Mrs does. I didn't even know who she was when i saw her in the paper. She looks like Klingon with that wrinkly forehead.

 
At 10:14 AM, Blogger cappy said...

her and sweary pete have split. that'll sell a few thousand more copies of heat, hello etc. until they get back together just in time for him and his band releasing a single!
what? cynic? me?

 
At 12:41 PM, Blogger Body for strife said...

She is an ex-prossie.

I say ex, cos I wouldnt pay 2p to shag that monster.

UGH.



'inspired by Shakespere'

 
At 4:26 PM, Blogger Davenelli said...

No idea who she is but if she appeared on Big Brother then she undoubtedly deserves to die.

I'm off to B&Q to help Bawbag carry the tools

 
At 12:38 AM, Blogger Donna said...

I tried to get on to Big Brother - twice. Hours in the audition lines, and I got past the first choice section on both occasions, but I couldn't get past the TV test.

I couldn't understand what the producers were looking for ... if they wanted to make social chaos, then wouldn't a transsexual slave with a high IQ and black sense of humour have been fun to watch?

Anyway, looking at the people they did pick for BB5, I'd have been bored to tears. I'd have received better intellectual conversation from the house kettle.

The producers probably unwittingly saved my life.

 
At 2:58 AM, Blogger Miss Ell said...

She is a mighty twat. A mighty, mighty twat.

 
At 5:44 AM, Blogger Kieran said...

I'd like to kick her in the nuts, again and again and again.

 

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