Cyber Cunts 5 - Nicki Graeme



Reality TV plumbs new depths with the publicity attached to this vacuous "celebrity" shitbag in the national newspapers. How can such an imbalanced, ugly, mentally-subnormal piece of human detritius manage to get paid for anything other than being punched repeatedly in the face.

I'm sure that for 30 seconds some members of the British viewing public thought that watching some dim bitch have a series of hissy-fits over nothing in particular was vaguely hilarious; but after you've seen it twice all you want to do is strangle the bitch and dump her head first into the nearest river.

Princess Nicki? That really is a joke. She's even shitter than Jacki Graham (anyone remember "Could it be I'm falling in love" circa 1987!).

I feel sorry for E4 giving her, her own series. The producer must have wanted to fucking well kill himself having spent 10 minutes in her company before realising that they could not get out of the fucking contract and they were stuck with this uninteresting, putrid, talentless, mong for a whole series.

Shite, shite, shite.

If I were a serial killer I'd focus on the fact that there has been seven series of Big Brother - that's more than enough people that nobody would ever miss to put on your list.





Reality TV is responsible for forcing these shitbags on the world, and we should learn from the experience. Hopefully it won't be too long before she's reduced to sucking off soap stars on some other "celebrity" shit-fest to keep her ugly, whiney, face on TV.