The anti crapitalist

Madness is decending upon me....

Saturday, May 05, 2007

Ho fucking ho!






God its better than Christmas coming early today. I have to repeat the headline just for posterity

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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A judge sentenced a shocked and tearful Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail on Friday, ruling that the hotel heiress violated her probation for a previous traffic offense by knowingly driving without a valid license. Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Michael Sauer rejected Hilton's defense that she didn't realize her license was suspended and ordered the 26-year-old socialite to report to a county detention facility on June 5.

Hilton wept and her mother, Kathy, yelled at the prosecutor, "You're pathetic," as the packed courtroom cleared.

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I'm just so fucking glad that the vacuous cheerleader of the useless global shiteratti that clog our newspapers and TV screens for no good reason has finally got what was coming to her. Thought you were above the law did you, you silly talentless bitch? Maybe you thought you were just soooo famous that no judge would jail you for breaking the law?

Maybe when your forceably giving head to the ugliest bull-dyke in the California penal system you'll have time to refelect on your worthless life and wonder who is, in fact, "pathetic".

People who think they are above the law are scum, people who put the public at risk through drink driving are scum, and Paris Hilton is, well, just useless illiterate monied-for-no-good-reason scum anyway.

I'll be laughing my arse off for weeks on this one.

Oh happy day!

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6 Comments:

At 6:14 AM, Blogger * (asterisk) said...

This is very funny news. I have no real opinion on Hilton either way. Clearly she thinks she's something, and she is a very easy target because she does such stupid things. But she broke the law and she should pay the price. Although I would have like to see longer than 45 days.

 
At 2:50 PM, Blogger Cynnie said...

She says her publicist said she could drive..
why didnt she ask her fucking LAWYER?

i should ask the dude that does my yard if its legal to drive on the other side of the road ..


45 days is nothing..she'll come out and do tv ..making fun of the jail time..write a book..and make even more money off being famous for nothing.

 
At 8:25 PM, Blogger d34dpuppy said...

hahahah lynwood jail tho thats liek south central l.a.she ganna stick out like tha honky biatch that she is n 45 days is actully excessive for drivin on expired liscense usually u just go another 6 months suspended im glad tha judge is makin her go 2 tha jungle prison

 
At 10:42 AM, Blogger FOUR DINNERS said...

She hasn't even got nice tits.

 
At 12:04 PM, Blogger The Anti Crapitalist said...

A very good point Mr Dinners. She hasn't even got nice tits. Bet that won't stop some boiler suit wearing lezza from Cell Block H taking an interest though!

 
At 5:09 AM, Blogger cappy said...

PARIS GOES DOWN!!

there, i have pre-empted the headlines for you!

my money says she won't actually do "time"

lets just hope the big butch dyke that she ends up with has a camera phone!!
on second thoutghts no, i have seen the other "sex tapes" and they weren't that good!

 

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