Ho fucking ho!

God its better than Christmas coming early today. I have to repeat the headline just for posterity

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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A judge sentenced a shocked and tearful Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail on Friday, ruling that the hotel heiress violated her probation for a previous traffic offense by knowingly driving without a valid license. Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Michael Sauer rejected Hilton's defense that she didn't realize her license was suspended and ordered the 26-year-old socialite to report to a county detention facility on June 5.

Hilton wept and her mother, Kathy, yelled at the prosecutor, "You're pathetic," as the packed courtroom cleared.

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I'm just so fucking glad that the vacuous cheerleader of the useless global shiteratti that clog our newspapers and TV screens for no good reason has finally got what was coming to her. Thought you were above the law did you, you silly talentless bitch? Maybe you thought you were just soooo famous that no judge would jail you for breaking the law?

Maybe when your forceably giving head to the ugliest bull-dyke in the California penal system you'll have time to refelect on your worthless life and wonder who is, in fact, "pathetic".

People who think they are above the law are scum, people who put the public at risk through drink driving are scum, and Paris Hilton is, well, just useless illiterate monied-for-no-good-reason scum anyway.

I'll be laughing my arse off for weeks on this one.

Oh happy day!