Christmas presents......

I've decided what I'm getting all my family and friends this year. I've just bought a shed load of teddies and I'm getting some little white T-shirts made up with "Mohammad" printed on the front.

Yes every fucker I know is getting a teddy called Mohammad this Christmas. I'm putting one in my window, another on the rear shelf of the car, and I'll even stick one at the top of the Christmas tree with a pine tree hanging out of his ring.

Then I think for New Year I'll get a few T-shirts made up with "Salman Rushdie for Pope" on them and we'll pop round to see our fundamentalist neighbours.

Fuck the lot of them the stupid, self-rightious, Islamic fuckwits.

Who the fuck even wants to go to a fucking shitehole like Sudan anyway. Its the arsehole of the fucking universe full of some of the dumbest people on the fucking planet.