Cyber Cunts 5 - Nicki Graeme



Reality TV plumbs new depths with the publicity attached to this vacuous "celebrity" shitbag in the national newspapers. How can such an imbalanced, ugly, mentally-subnormal piece of human detritius manage to get paid for anything other than being punched repeatedly in the face.

I'm sure that for 30 seconds some members of the British viewing public thought that watching some dim bitch have a series of hissy-fits over nothing in particular was vaguely hilarious; but after you've seen it twice all you want to do is strangle the bitch and dump her head first into the nearest river.

Princess Nicki? That really is a joke. She's even shitter than Jacki Graham (anyone remember "Could it be I'm falling in love" circa 1987!).

I feel sorry for E4 giving her, her own series. The producer must have wanted to fucking well kill himself having spent 10 minutes in her company before realising that they could not get out of the fucking contract and they were stuck with this uninteresting, putrid, talentless, mong for a whole series.

Shite, shite, shite.

If I were a serial killer I'd focus on the fact that there has been seven series of Big Brother - that's more than enough people that nobody would ever miss to put on your list.





Reality TV is responsible for forcing these shitbags on the world, and we should learn from the experience. Hopefully it won't be too long before she's reduced to sucking off soap stars on some other "celebrity" shit-fest to keep her ugly, whiney, face on TV.

Cyber cunts 4 - Pig Spice





Its not just that I hate mutton-dressed-as-lamb Essex white-trash that have more money than sense (although having 55p in loose change would qualify that statement in her case). No. Its that fact that nobody on the planet. Ever. Gives a fuck what this tiresome bint and her squeezy voiced mong of a husband do - but you can't open a newspaper without 5 fucking pictures of that odious silicon-titted skelator look-alike looming into view.

Have you no shame woman?

Its sad hearing about all those attempts to re-launch her career. I'm embarrassed for you. Face facts. What career? You should just count yourself fucking lucky that your sat in Marbella this summer rather than doing a stint on the Oriana out of Southampton to pissed old biddles on a Saga-and-sangria cruise.

When people like this just make money out of being "famous" its time for a media revolution where these airheads are pushed up against a wall and shot in the head live on some shitty reality show.

Like in olden times it should be heads on spikes live on Sky TV to put off the next generation of odious, tedious, talentless shitbags from taking their place.

Hellish.

Question?

(For the record I am neither Catholic or Muslim)

Pope makes veiled anti-Islamic references by quoting some 600 year old text on the violence of Islam. Islamic nations respond by angrily demanding an apology, burning an effigy of the Pope and then issuing threats to the West.

What does that prove? Except that organised religion is just one great big stupid fucked up place where nobody in their right minds should venture.

Was it not Voltaire who said "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." rather than "I disapprove of what you say but if you say it again I'll burn a fucking effigy of you in the town square and hunt your family down"